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InsectWiz

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SenorSeymour

I know its you, crick. You're the only one who ever brings up the Gas Station Killer anymore.

This is your FOURTH account, dude. Get a life!


xX_rh1nos_Xx

were u get ur spiderface pix? icantx find dem nywere else N its driving me craazyyy!!!!!


mickeyrat56

can u post the radioactive lakes map again?! plz i cant find it anymore and im scared


Sxxygurl12

Hii ur cute msg me <33


Sparklebabez

the GSK wuz a GIRL and ur WRONG!1! spiderface iz not even like human and she only killed bad ppl NEWAYZ ¬_¬


Recent Posts:

Topic: end of the line


ok some weird shit is going on. I don't have much time to type, not the strongest connection out here. Spiderface has been consistent with its path for 5 and a half years now, likely more. I had a hunch that something was shifting in its behavior, but now I'm convinced. Spiderface is off its trajectory and has become unstable in its behavior. Despite moving in a mostly linear path up until now, Spiderface suddenly doubled back to the east and is totally striking at what looks like random. Knowing what I know, though, there's no doubt that they're doing this on purpose. The question is WHY what the hell is making it fuck with what it has basically been its entire MO until now.

There might be some time to figure out what this means before it strikes again. Their victims have been in close proximity lately, and I fear we're on the cusp of something big.


Wanted: alien dudes lookin for a smoke buddy.

Topic: anyone else here mad good at eating carpet or is that just me


my dudes trust me when i say your third eye being opened lends you the skills of being mad good at head


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Re: Is Spiderface a man or a monster?


SenorSeymour

Movement suggests it's not human, no man can bend like that. and according to the witness we have, its size is smaller than the average person.
General observations:
- Spotted often after dark and moves easily in the shadows, inclined to believe
  the creature is nocturnal.
- Has the ability to climb any surface with ease, including walls and ceilings.
- Body Count unknown. Victims are estimated to be in the hundreds, if not more.
- Cases are found scattered across the country. Nomadic? Nothing that ties "it" to
  any identity.
No usable DNA, no name, no face. If it weren't for the notes you would think it's nothing more than a wild animal. Something in between is the general consensus.

I said it before and I'll say it again - GSK. All the signs point towards it and I've shown all the evidence, but you summer kids think you're putting pieces together just by listing the obvious. LOOK at at the maps again and how they line up, look at the matching signatures, and then tell me there's no identifying factors. I swear you n00bs are allergic to thinking outside the box.


Wanted: alien dudes lookin for a smoke buddy.

Re: Uncovered GSK Connection


SenorSeymour

You are the only one obsessed enough with the Gas Station Killer to even care. You are just spreading misinformation and half-baked theories based on inconsequential threads. It's not even a Gas Station. That is quite literally the entire point. You say you've got a so-called map, and all this evidence piled up, and we've yet to see any of it.

Yup, caught me, I almost forgot to post it. Got it right here for you, bud.

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Wanted: alien dudes lookin for a smoke buddy.

Topic: Jane Doe #28


Where's a guy to get the Jane Doe #28 case file around here? Got taken down before I caught any wifi, and I know one of you nerd types must have a copy.


Wanted: alien dudes lookin for a smoke buddy.

Topic: Uncovered GSK Connection


Anyone remember that case from forever ago in Anaheim with the theme park bathroom dad? It's a bit of an off-shoot, but I just realized the GSK timeline has a gap between the Nevada kills, and the one in Palm springs. Think our GSK went oceanside? Theme park is definitely a far stretch from the typical Gas Station MO, which is why there's never been any link between the two. Honestly, it doesn't even make much sense based on my current GSK timeline I've had up until now. (Which reminds me, will link an updated ver. tomorrow, if the thread's still up.)

If you ask me, there's some definite signs of GSK with this case. Middle-aged total average Joe, public bathroom kill, gore and gore and gore. There was even a souvenir taken, again. Wonder where we've seen that before?

The mutilation was crazy, and as an aside I have no idea how no one walked in on the active scene. The park's not exactly known for low foot traffic. I think that's the part that bothers me the most. It was so out of the way, and so risky. Why? What made that worth it?


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